Jane and I ditched FHE last night because we're feeling a tad bit rebellious. I might even get a **gasp** henna tattoo! Don't judge! It'll totally fade/wash away in like, 2 or 3 weeks. At least, that's what the guy with the big plug in his ear told me. He didn't look totally reliable, but I'm sure somebody loves him. (his mom maybe....?)
Anywho, we skipped FHE and were playing a game of "Would you rather?"
Here's what we came up with.
Would you rather.....
A) die an old maid
B) marry creepy, not cute, invites himself everywhere, socially awkward guy?
Answer: A - Once I get the to Celestial Kingdom the Big Guy will totally provide
Would you rather.....
A) Marry your HT?
B) Marry the EQ Prez?
Answer: B - The EZ Prez has more power and if you ever move he'll have the hook up and guilt all the men into helping
Would you rather.....
A) Chew glass?
B) Walk over hot coals?
Answer: B - Duh! This is VEGAS!! Hello! All you have to do is step outside bare foot on a summer day and its totally the same thing!
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Showing posts with label EQ Prez. Show all posts
Showing posts with label EQ Prez. Show all posts
Tuesday, July 21, 2009
Sunday, June 21, 2009
Does it make me a bad person if.....
...I avoid my Home Teachers? By avoid I mean, ignore texts and phone calls and pretend not to see them at church and duck into the restroom to avoid encounters in the halls?
No....I'm not trying to prevent them from filling their calling, (technically) but one of them is CREEPY. By creepy I mean I went on a few dates with him MONTHS ago and then decided I wasn't interested and told him so. Ever since then he's acting like some puppy I just kicked. He hid out for a while licking his wounds but now he is back acting like I broke his heart and home teaching me is an "honor he's not worthy of but he'll try his best to man up to it" sort of attitude. He's SOOOO weird. And I can do weird under normal circumstances...but he so totally exceeds it, it's unreal. He makes me really uncomfortable and I do NOT want to talk to him under ANY circumstances. And his HT comp got a new girlfriend a while back and since then has been MIA so creepster is the only HT calling. If they BOTH wanted to meet with me I MIGHT be able to swing that. But it's just the pathetic one.
I'm probably a bad person for avoiding them. What if I let me Visiting Teachers visit me twice every month??? Does that make up for it? I should just call the EQ and request new HT's....but that's requires a phone call and I'd MUCH rather complain about it here.
No....I'm not trying to prevent them from filling their calling, (technically) but one of them is CREEPY. By creepy I mean I went on a few dates with him MONTHS ago and then decided I wasn't interested and told him so. Ever since then he's acting like some puppy I just kicked. He hid out for a while licking his wounds but now he is back acting like I broke his heart and home teaching me is an "honor he's not worthy of but he'll try his best to man up to it" sort of attitude. He's SOOOO weird. And I can do weird under normal circumstances...but he so totally exceeds it, it's unreal. He makes me really uncomfortable and I do NOT want to talk to him under ANY circumstances. And his HT comp got a new girlfriend a while back and since then has been MIA so creepster is the only HT calling. If they BOTH wanted to meet with me I MIGHT be able to swing that. But it's just the pathetic one.
I'm probably a bad person for avoiding them. What if I let me Visiting Teachers visit me twice every month??? Does that make up for it? I should just call the EQ and request new HT's....but that's requires a phone call and I'd MUCH rather complain about it here.
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
Casa di Amore
So much cooler than the Bellagio fountains and a gelato on The Strip!
(that may or may NOT be directed at the EQ prez....)
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