McCutie

As you know, I met a couple of young hotties this weekend. Well, one of them, McCutie, has been calling/texting me NON stop all week. I'm totally loving it. At first the age difference bugged me but everything else is so perfect I've decided not to let it bother me. McCutie is probably the funniest guy I've ever met. He TOTALLY gets me. It's so awesome being able to verbally abuse every stranger who crosses my path and know that not only will he NOT judge me, but he'll jump in with a few hysterical, politically incorrect comments of his own. I know! PERFECT! And he's tall which is non-negotiable. Too bad he's GUD. (geographically undesirable) But Utah is so dang close to Vegas that we may be able to work something out. I'll keep you posted.

Mr. FB Dream

ok - I know it's been a month since I last saw Mr. Facebook and that he dumped me. But I still can't stop thinking about him. I had this REALLY amazing dream last night.

Well....the first and saddest part is that I had to leave Las Vegas and move to Provo. (Utah people---don't get upset....I just don't like snow.) But other than that it was AMAZING.

Me and Mr. FB were married and had just had twins! Yeah! Two super cute mini-me's and mini-Mr. FB. Mr. FB (being the truly wonderful husband he is) let me decorate the twins' nursery just how I wanted it. I had a muralist come in and paint a huge beach/island scene on the walls in big bold strokes and colors. The room had cutesy beachy stuff all over and there was a carved wood sign on the door that said, "Silly Coconuts!" Me and Mr. FB had 2 wonderful, perfect, cute silly coconuts together.

Also somewhere in the dream our neighbors and ward members gossiped about how I was a cute little beach bunny mommy and me and Mr. FB were so in love.

****SIGH**** Then my alarm woke up and I had to go to work. Grrr... I would have MUCH preferred to continue my dream and be Mrs. FB.

Mr. FB losing cool points

So even though Mr. FB broke my little heart, and that weekend I stayed in and ate B&J ice cream and cried he said ... "We can always be friends :) "
So....I emailed him a FRIENDLY little note on Monday(we have to stay in contact if I intend to steal win him back) and have I heard back from him yet? No! I don't know about how things work in The Bubble, but in Vegas "friends" write back. (sniff, sniff)