Miss me???

OMGosh! I know it's been FOREVER!!! I've spent the last 8 months kissing a major FROG and the most recent of the 2 crying over it. I know. Major waste of my time. But in my defense I really thought Scott was going to be my EC. I know that's no excuse to let my updates slack off. There were a lot of really great moments I should've shared with you. Like when he paid off my humungo tax bill, or paid my medical bills, or took me on mini vacations, or we put an offer down on a house and started planning eternity together. Oh, ALSO about the time he refused to hold my hand when a picture was being taken because "we had enough pictures holding hands" or the time he sat in his car in my front yard and talked to his ex girlfriend from high school for 2 hrs in the middle of the night, or the time he said he was on his way to my house and showed up 3 hrs later, or how he refused to hang out with my girlfriends because they weren't educated enough or because they picked the same restaurant weekly. Or how when he was breaking up with me he said he'd rather keep dating me, but be able to date other people because he didn't want to miss out on other opportunities...yeah....about that. Basically he's a 34 year old indecisive loser. If he keeps thinking the grass is greener on the other side eventually he's gonna run out of grass. It's a good thing I slapped the tooth right out of his mouth when he told me he was seeing someone else AFTER he'd just made out with me! Yup..... so you see, I feel really bad that I have to give you a brief recap now, when this would've been SO much better if you'd heard about it in real time.
But don't worry guys. The break-diet brought me down to a size 0 and I'm looking MIGHT FINE. And in all honesty, I'm beating guys away with sticks! Yogurt guy is back around (we have a date tonight), there's a new one, Nate, who ROCKS and is taking me to New Orleans this month (winner!) and McCutie more recently known as Pink Shirt Douche Bag who in the last year has come back to church and claims to have turned his life around. I'm not so sure if that REALLY happened...but that's what he says. So I'm letting him buy me dinner Saturday.
To recap:
Dated Scott FOREVER.
Got dumped. (blessing...seriously)
Got SUPER SKINNY SEXY.
It's raining men again.
Thursday date with Nate
Friday date with Yogurt Guy
Saturday date with PSDB

I think my weekend is looking pretty ding dong dang fantastic.

And Scott has to work. All weekend.
Life is beautiful.

Back Up Plans

Ok....so I have
Plan A - Clueless
Plan B - Mr. Marine
Plan C- Oliver
Plan D - Mr. Bonfire

And in the last week they've all been pretty attentive.

On a side note---McCutie AKA McDouche texted me a trillion times last weekend cause he was in town and wanted to get together. Idiot.

Week For Comebacks

I'm not sure if it's the new year and people are feeling sentimental or lonely, or what, but last years men seem to have renewed their interest.
Obviously McCutie/Douche is one. And this morning while I was driving to work Kyle called and asked me out to dinner tonight. (I said no....I guess I'm just over it). As soon as I got to work my little crush (aka Moron) texted and asked if I was having a shindig at my place tonight. I'm not sure if he's just looking for something to do, or specifically wants to see me. He's not very clear about that sort of thing.
Also Koa asked for my phone number. Maybe something will happen there....
Who knows? It's a new year full of possibilities.
Maybe I'll get lucky and Mr. FB will materialize in front of me with an engagement ring....hey, a girl can dream right?

2nd Chances???

Remember McCutie who quickly turned into a DB? (douche)??? Well, he continues to send me random texts asking if I'm still ignoring him, which I am, and which he gets no response to. But last night he sent one around 9pm asking if I was still ignoring him, which I ignored. But an hour later he sent this: "Look, I screwed-up. I let me get the best of me and screwed-up a good thing. Would love to chat with you again but if not....."
I've been waiting for an "I'm sorry" from him before I'd even consider answering one of his many texts, and I was trying to figure out if this counted, even though the actual words weren't there. I decided the intent was the same, or at least headed in that direction, so I wrote him back. I called him out on being a jerk and he said I was right and he was sorry, and felt terrible and wished he had handled things differently and would I be his friend, at least. Um...I'm not sure. I told him I'd have to think about it. I don't know if I can trust him after this. But he HAS been texting a lot and he finally did apologize and even complemented me on my cleverness with the pink shirt and carefully worded note.
So, the question is.....do I forgive him and say we can be friends again, or do I forgive him and tell him I appreciate that he has apologized and taken responsibility for his douchiness, but that I can't be his friend????
What do you think?

Really?

So even though things are over between myself and McDouch (aka McCutie) I haven't told a few creepers because having a "boyfriend" keeps most of them away. Well, the normal ones at least. As I was driving home Friday evening some creeper who I've been avoiding for the last 6 months (and who still thinks I'm dating McCutie) texted me and asked me to go shopping for jeans with him that night cause he needed help buying himself pants.
Umm....hellooooooooooooooooo!!!!!!! As far as he's concerned, I'm TAKEN! Does he think that "shopping" doesn't count as a date?!?! Well, of course it doesn't, but you still can't ask a girl you hardly know, who you are clearly interested in, to go shopping with you! Honestly!?!?!?
And THEN my date for that night called just as I was getting ready to go and and said he had to work late and wouldn't make it tonight....but if I wanted I could swing by his work and hang out with him there. Um...no thanks. I found another date in .2 seconds....ok, actually it took about 10, but I shaved my legs so I wasn't gonna stay home!
So Friday night started sort of shaky, but in the end it was me and a good looking guy cuddled up on the couch watching movies and eating s'mores.
Saturday morning icky Rhett texted me and asked me to go to a party with him that night. Doesn't this guy get it!?!?!?!?!!?!? OH MY HECK!!!!! Some people NEVER give up!

Oh yeah, I went there

Mailed this afternoon on my lunch break. Oh yeah, I went there.

Pop This!

So, once upon a time Mr. Wonderful himself (aka McCutie) and I were hanging out for the first time ever. We were on the strip in front of TI watching that horrible excuse for a pirate show. We had time to kill before the show started so we did some major people watching and I pointed out all the D-bags to him. You can spot a d-bag a mile away by his pink polo shirt complete with a popped collar and plaid shorts. (you laugh, but you know it's true) Well....fast forward just a few short weeks later and McCutie is beginning to be McD-Bag. I tried to have a serious talk with him, and when he was unresponsive I told him exactly what he'd done that hurt my feelings ( I don't have time to get into it now, but trust me, he sucks) and what did he have to say for himself? Was there a "sorry" or did he even try to defend himself? NO. Nothing. Seriously, nothing. So I've decided to send him a gift so he knows exactly how I feel.

I pink polo shirt, with a HIGHLY starched POPPED collar.

Pop this!

He's baaaaack....

EW.
Seriously, I thought Jane had gotten rid of Rhett for me. I mean, I (with Jane's help) dumped this guy a million times.
I haven't heard from him in a while so I assumed he'd given up and heard about me and McCutie but clearly he's just been laying low. Not so sure why he thought last night was a good time to try again but he texted me over, and over and over.....you get the idea. I don't know how to make him go away. I thought the: I don't like you/ I don't want to date you/ The flowers you sent me don't change my mind/ I didn't go to your birthday party/ I avoid places you may be etc. approach would have clearly sent a message.
I guess it wasn't strong enough.
What do I have to do to get this guy to back off!?!?!

Still A Regular Dude

McCutie may be everything I've been looking for in a man, but when it comes down to it he's still just a regular guy.
For example....we were talking on the phone last night and he informed me that it was snowing and wanted to call me after he got home in aprox. 15 min. I had institute to get ready for so I asked him to call after 8:30 instead of in 15 min. He agreed. After institute I rushed home for our phone date and waited. And waited. And painted my nails. And waited. At 9:30 I sent him a text that said, "Patience is not one of my numerous virtues." He quickly wrote back, "out with the guys, call you later." Later meant 11pm. Seriously? I was asleep by then, but of course I'm smitten so I still chatted it up with him for an hour.
Oy!

Missing McCutie

I'M GETTING MARRIED!!!!! Ok....I MIGHT be jumping the gun just a little bit. What I MEANT to say is, my weekend with McCutie couldn't have gone better! Seriously, it was AmAzInG!!! I'm hooked! He got in late on Friday and we just cuddled and talked/joked around for hrs before he finally planted one on me. And because I'm not that easy I didn't kiss back and made him wait for it. But he's so wonderful he just laughed and kept talking and THEN I let him kiss me. And holy cow guys, it was so nice! We totally made out for hrs! Then we lounged around the house all day Saturday before finally going to the mall and making fun of people with blue hair and the gay guys at Banana Republic. The sales guy was totally into McCutie! LOL Later that night we hung out with friends, played with babies ( I know right...SO cute!) and went to a party. He crashed hard Saturday night and I cooked him breakfast this morning before a lengthy good bye kiss. **sigh** I know it doesn't sound like much but there was such a connection. I don't even know how to explain it. He's still driving home (7 hr trip) but we're texting and already planning another weekend together. This may be it for me guys. Jane may have to take over the blog.

PS- Those abs look better in person!

Yeah!

So my McCutie surprised me yesterday. He's coming down this weekend to see me! So cool.

I spend most of the 8 hrs I'm at work every day texting him and all my friends at work wanna know what he looks like so I asked him to send me a picture I could show them. This is what he sent me. No joke.....



Jealous?

Guilty Pleasure

I'm usually a pretty social butterfly, but last night I went out with a HUGE group of peeps and spent the WHOLE night texting McCutie. And if it was between texts, I was talking about him. I'm totally that annoying girl I usually make fun of. I'll have to make a mental note not to do that anymore. I'm just so excited about him that I wanted to talk to him rather than meet new people. Even when I got home and was getting into bed at 1:30 am we were STILL texting. (remember he's an hour ahead so it's 2:30 for him) Finally I must've fallen asleep because a text woke me up at 3am. It said, "Still awake?" and I was too tired to answer. 2 min later I got another one that said, "Good night Lynne. Sleep well. :)"
***sigh*** He's so cute. I got on his case about not saying good night a few nights ago when I got a late text from him (message was delayed, not his fault) at 4am. So he made sure he said it last night, even if I was already out cold.
Lynne = SMITTEN

McCutie

As you know, I met a couple of young hotties this weekend. Well, one of them, McCutie, has been calling/texting me NON stop all week. I'm totally loving it. At first the age difference bugged me but everything else is so perfect I've decided not to let it bother me. McCutie is probably the funniest guy I've ever met. He TOTALLY gets me. It's so awesome being able to verbally abuse every stranger who crosses my path and know that not only will he NOT judge me, but he'll jump in with a few hysterical, politically incorrect comments of his own. I know! PERFECT! And he's tall which is non-negotiable. Too bad he's GUD. (geographically undesirable) But Utah is so dang close to Vegas that we may be able to work something out. I'll keep you posted.

Trends

Sooooo....I'm TOTALLY against doing the "younger guy" thing. 9 times out of 10 it's just gross. But....I'm thinking BMH may have been a learning/growing experience for me. I'm not saying I'm lowering my standards...but maybe I HAD to hook up with a younger man so I'd be more open minded about actually dating one. This weekend I met 2 super hot/fun/sarcastic/intelligent/rockin body/spiritual giant pieces of younger man meat. I know...so out of character for me, but I think I have to be more open to the possibility that my EC may be a year or two (yikes!) younger than me, and if he has a 6 pack and current temple recommend I may just be able to learn to get past the age difference.

I mean, age is only a number....right?

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