Nightmare

I've been feeling a little guilty about not seeing Rhett anymore. He's a nice guy, and my whole house smells beautiful because of the flowers he sent me but if I was having any doubts about whether or not to give him another shot, they were all laid to rest this morning.
I had a HORRIBLE nightmare! In this dream Rhett got me pregnant (Ew!!!) and my parents forced me to marry him (double Ew!!!). I hated him and we were married for about 4-5 yrs (judging by the size of the baby in my dream) and I couldn't take it anymore so I plotted to have him "catch" me having an affair so he'd try to attack the other guy, and then I killed him in "self defense."
I know. So bad right!?!?! I tried to kill him in my dream!
He's lucky I ended it when I did. Otherwise he could be in danger.

Mr. Facebook

OK- so I know by now you are all wondering why I haven't given up on Mr. FB and moved on...right? The problem is Mr. FB raised the bar and I just haven't met anyone who comes close to it yet.
So remember a few weeks ago when I emailed him cause he said he still wanted to be friends? Well he JUST now got back to me. I KNOW RIGHT!?!?? Soooo rude! I'm pretty sure he was doing his EFY counselor gig but he could've taken .02 seconds to write me back. When he finally DID write me back that's probably about how long it took him to compose his email. LAME. It was uber short. He didn't even use my name. Here....I've copy and pasted it for you EXACTLY how he wrote it.

Hey!

Im happy to hear that you had a great time at the show!!! Glad to hear that you’re doing well my friend!
FB

Ummm....are you as irritated as I am at how totally impersonal it is!?!? Or how he had NOTHING else to say!?!? If that's how it's gonna be than you shouldn't tell me on date 2 you are going to buy me a house in a tropical paradise or talk about how cute of kids we'd make! I got excited about that and mentally planned our whole wedding and where we'll live and what we'll name our kids! We're having twins for crying out loud! Didn't he hear about my dream a few weeks ago?Oy!
I was so ticked I didn't respond cause I'd probably be mean....and that won't help me out when I'm still praying he dumps his current gf and begs me to take him back.
(ummm....prayers like that DO get answered.....right?)

Mr. FB Dream

ok - I know it's been a month since I last saw Mr. Facebook and that he dumped me. But I still can't stop thinking about him. I had this REALLY amazing dream last night.

Well....the first and saddest part is that I had to leave Las Vegas and move to Provo. (Utah people---don't get upset....I just don't like snow.) But other than that it was AMAZING.

Me and Mr. FB were married and had just had twins! Yeah! Two super cute mini-me's and mini-Mr. FB. Mr. FB (being the truly wonderful husband he is) let me decorate the twins' nursery just how I wanted it. I had a muralist come in and paint a huge beach/island scene on the walls in big bold strokes and colors. The room had cutesy beachy stuff all over and there was a carved wood sign on the door that said, "Silly Coconuts!" Me and Mr. FB had 2 wonderful, perfect, cute silly coconuts together.

Also somewhere in the dream our neighbors and ward members gossiped about how I was a cute little beach bunny mommy and me and Mr. FB were so in love.

****SIGH**** Then my alarm woke up and I had to go to work. Grrr... I would have MUCH preferred to continue my dream and be Mrs. FB.