Too busy to post

k- Just cause I haven't been posting a ton doesn't mean I'm not dating like a crazy woman. I am SOOOOO busy working my magic with the men folk that I just don't have the same amount of time to post as you guys who can't get dates.
Specifically with Clueless but also Oliver. I had to drop Mr. Bonfire. I just wasn't as in to him as he was into me and that's not ok. Poor guy. But I'm convinced I did the humane thing by ignoring his calls.
I told Oliver I'd go up to see him for conference weekend but I'm making dinner for Clueless tonight (per his request, to celebrate a big day at work for him) and I'm hoping things move from flirty friends to something more official. If it does (pray for me!!!) I'll cancel my trip to Utah to see Oliver.

Back Up Plans

Ok....so I have
Plan A - Clueless
Plan B - Mr. Marine
Plan C- Oliver
Plan D - Mr. Bonfire

And in the last week they've all been pretty attentive.

On a side note---McCutie AKA McDouche texted me a trillion times last weekend cause he was in town and wanted to get together. Idiot.

Raining Men...again

Seriously....I went on a date with Mr. Bonfire last night. He's a great guy, but a little too quiet for my taste. We had dinner and saw a movie.
When I got home I checked my phone and Oliver had called AND texted twice, and Clueless had texted.
Since Oliver is on my crap list I called Clueless back and we talked for a while before I went to bed.
Also.....Last weekend I went out with Clueless on Friday. Saturday he had a date with another girl but he called me when he dropped her off and wanted to hang out. LOL
I was curious what Oliver wanted so I texted him back this morning and he said he was "just checking in" with me. Give me a break. If he was "checking in" he would've called a week ago.
Does he think I'm stupid?
Clearly, not as stupid as HE is.
Oy.
On a more successful note Andi has a new man. He's a cutie patootie and he isn't afraid to show her and everyone else he cares about her. He hugs, kisses, holds etc her in church and FHE for all to see.
Way to go Andi!

The Dance

Last night was the big dance. It was a lot of fun. Mr. Bonfire was super cute and a good sport. He's not much of a dancer but he stuck around till the end with a smile on his face so me and my girls could get our groove on. Clueless and his date where there, but I didn't talk to them. I barely saw Clueless across the room and then he was gone. He texted me later last night saying he had only stayed for dinner. Lame. Even if he didn't want to dance he should've stuck around so his date could! I'm glad I went with Mr. Bonfire. He was such a gentleman! Opening all the doors, getting the drinks, talking with the boys while me and the girls shook our booties! He is a rock star!

Clueless is Out

I've spent the last FOREVER (ok...3 months) flirting with Clueless and he is oblivious. There is a big shindig next week and I really want to go, but he hasn't asked. So I finally gave in and decided to ask him. It was so scary! I'm glad I'm not a guy and expected to do that all the time. Anyway, I asked him and he already has a date. Soooooo sad. Then he spent an hour reassuring me his date was only a friend. Why would he bother doing that if he wasn't interested in me? But why would he ask his "friend" to go with him if he was interested in me? It makes no sense. I'm so tired of trying to read his mixed messages.
So I called up Mr. Bonfire and asked him last night. He said yes immediately and was really excited about it.
Clueless thinks I'm not going...so I can't wait to walk in there on Mr. Bonfire's arm.

Pouring Again

Remember when I told you when it rains, it pours? Well right now it's pouring. Amen!

Koa (finally) called and asked me out on Friday. So did a guy I met at a bonfire last week. AND I spent the last 2 nights cuddling up with Clueless into the wee hours of the morning watching movies. So far that's the most I've gotten. I wish there was a little more to report as far as he is concerned....but I am totally looking forward to going out with Koa too.
He asked me out the "right" way. Not over Facebook or a text. He actually called me. He's already scoring points!