Ditchers!

Jane and I ditched FHE last night because we're feeling a tad bit rebellious. I might even get a **gasp** henna tattoo! Don't judge! It'll totally fade/wash away in like, 2 or 3 weeks. At least, that's what the guy with the big plug in his ear told me. He didn't look totally reliable, but I'm sure somebody loves him. (his mom maybe....?)
Anywho, we skipped FHE and were playing a game of "Would you rather?"
Here's what we came up with.

Would you rather.....
A) die an old maid
B) marry creepy, not cute, invites himself everywhere, socially awkward guy?

Answer: A - Once I get the to Celestial Kingdom the Big Guy will totally provide

Would you rather.....
A) Marry your HT?
B) Marry the EQ Prez?

Answer: B - The EZ Prez has more power and if you ever move he'll have the hook up and guilt all the men into helping

Would you rather.....
A) Chew glass?
B) Walk over hot coals?

Answer: B - Duh! This is VEGAS!! Hello! All you have to do is step outside bare foot on a summer day and its totally the same thing!

Got some good "Would you rather?" questions?
Email 'em to me!