Miss Look At Me!!!!!

I went to my first "Mid-Singles" activity last weekend. I know. Soooo sad right! I can't believe I am now old enough to attend those things. It's like the hot guy from The Singles Ward with the big red REJECT stamp on his forehead. Everyone there was divorced or a dweeb who couldn't find a soul mate in the first 26 yrs of life. PATHETIC!!! So you totally understand why I am SOOO embarrassed to have been there. I was expecting uglies and 40 yr old virgins who still live with their parents. LUCKY for me it wasn't all that bad. Most people were late 20's to early 30's. And not too bad looking overall either. Whew! What a relief! It was a luau and there was good food and even better dancing. All in all I'd say I had a pretty dang good time. But there were a few mishaps we must go over.

1) I was talking to a girl who mentioned that she was divorced. Then another girl who overheard her joined us and said she was divorced too. Then ANOTHER girl who heard came over and said she was (surprise, surprise) divorced as well. Now...I'm not knocking the D-girls. Stuff happens. But I did NOT come to a singles activity to group up with all the bitter divorced girls and talk crap about our exes! Holy cow! There are soooooo many preferred topics! Seriously!

2) I excused myself from Bitter D-Girl Club and ran into a friend from an old ward. We started talking and he introduced me to his VERY cute friend. So me and VERY Cute Friend start chatting and things are going well when a girl from the Bitter D Club comes over and says to me, "Do you think I'm pretty? I don't know why my ex would cheat on me and leave me." Then she turns to VERY Cute Friend and asks him the same thing as I step back and stare in amazement as he proceeds to assure her she is very pretty and he would never cheat on her. Then she starts touching him and hanging on him and flirting with him RIGHT IN FRONT OF ME!!! I'm not one to "call dibs" on a guy, but seriously, I was talking to him and she butted into the convo and pulled this "Do you think I'm pretty" damsel in distress crap. I wanted to hit her but that Aqua Net helmet of hers probably would've hurt my hand more than her. (The girl has massive hair. And I mean MASSIVE in the "Bigger than anyone else in Texas hair") AND Very Cute Friend was totally eating it up so he must be VERY stupid to fall for that crap. She can have him. I retreated.

3) I found myself later talking to another cute new guy and lo and behold who shows up to throw off my groove again but "Do you think I'm pretty" pain in the booty!!!!

I think there is something wrong with this girl. No matter how pretty she is ANY guy with half a brain would drop her faster than a hot potato cause she is so dang clingy/needy/validate me/pay attention to me etc..... Urrrggggghhhhh! She drove me CrAzY!!!!