Ok- I was browsing on-line personal ads to see what all the fuss was about and I have to tell you, I am absolutely HORRIFIED by what is out there. Now, I don't want to be one to judge because I know there are a lot of nice, normal people out there who sincerely want to find the one other person in this world who loves them and understands them and who want to spend their lives together. I get that. What I just cannot understand is ads that start something like this:
Has Car, Good Hygiene, Not a Perv, Man who loves Petite/Muse <- ok, this one was actually pretty funny
98% Happily Married Man seeks 98% Happily Married Woman - 41 - <- Umm...married men should NOT be sneaking around on the internet looking for married women.
Why Date A Broke Guy When You Can Have A Sugar Daddy <-This guy offered $1,000 a week to be his mistress!
any girls want to get drunk - <- classy
biker wants to park his big harley deep in your garage - 44 <- Dirty biker isn't getting his unwashed Harley ANYWHERE near my "garage"
Lookin For Someone To Sex You Right No Strings Attached - m4w - 26 <-Um, dateless and desperate called.
Skilled at prostate massage? - 35 <- Eww!
Real Men Lick A_ _ /Seek LT Discreet Friend - 48 <-Nasty!
YOUNG BUSINESSMAN for BEAUTY to help with BILLS - 33 <-It's like Pretty Women, with LESS class. Do poor college students (as this man is seeking) really sleep with dirty old men for money???? Maybe these girls missed this lesson growing up. We call it self respect. And any self respecting girl calls home and asks Daddy to send money when her cable gets turned off or her car needs new tires.
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Ouch. Glad to know I have no need to read those ads! Thx for the warning!
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