Thursday, April 2, 2009
Free stye....what???
So me, (Lynne) and a couple of friends, Maria and Shanae are out for a night of good old fashioned girl night fun. We go to Green Valley Ranch and hang out at Quinn's, then The Drop Bar for a bit. In between bars I need to use the restroom so we all go because that's what girls do. Go to the restroom in packs. While I'm in the restroom Maria and Shanae are waiting for me outside the door by some slot machines. When I am done I start scanning around the casino looking for them and find them standing a few yards away with looks that say "Help me!" on them. So I hurry over to discover some short, poorly dressed, wanna be thug hitting on them in a language I believe originated from English but only vaguely resembles it now. When I get there Maria proclaims, "Oh good you're back. It's time to go now." Thug Boy is not excited. He starts in with a , "ladies, ladies, don't worry. I'm 'nough for all ya'lls." We all give him "the look" and turn to walk away when he starts free style rapping about how beautiful we all are and how he just wants to get to know us better and won't we stay and let him buy us a few drinks so we can get crunk???" CRUNK??? Really? Maria and Shanae stop and listen (which is WAY more than I was willing to do) I kept walking hoping they'd follow my lead but no. So I have to stop at some point and wait for them to listen to this Emminem wanna be finish his flow. Eons later he's done and they clap and turn and leave. Finally! Did this character really think his little rap, no matter how entertaining it may have been to some people, was going to win any woman over. Lord I hope not!
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