This is a post one of our family memebers posted on their blog. For the record, this woman is a beautiful girl in her late 20's-early 30's. She makes her living as a lawyer.
This post is for my Mother....who wants to know WHY I AM NOT MARRIED.
Here is the answer....I have dated the following guys (just the highlights):
1. Prescription Drug Addict Guy
2. Bulimic Guy
3. The Guy Who Stood Me Up Because He Was in Jail.
4. The "I Love You But I Just Can't Commit" Guy
5. The "No Wife of Mine Will Ever {insert activity here}" Guy
6. The Guy Who Freaks Out when You Spill Water (plain water) on the Carpet
7. The "Let's Get Married After 2 Dates" Guy
8. The Guy with No Toes
9. The Guy Who Couldn't Tell Me Where He Worked (read: CIA)
10. The Whiney Guy
11. The "I Can't Make a Decision on What To Eat For Dinner Without Your Input" Guy
AND FINALLY
12. The Walk Into the Bar and Find Him Making Out With Someone Else Guy!
Frankly, I'd rather be the crazy cat lady.
* For further information on any of the above, which I assure you, all really happened, send me a comment and I'll fill you in. You should note, these are just highlights....there have been loads of others. Of course, JL is not included in the above....at least not yet!
Sunday, February 22, 2009
Subscribe to:
Post Comments (Atom)
He he, I know who this is. So cool she's finally found The One!! (Maybe you should move to another country?!)
ReplyDelete