Life Lessons

I went on a date with a guy I met online last night. Here is what I learned:

• 5'10 really means 5'8....IF you're lucky.
• Athletic body type really means.....more to love.
• Passionate about sports really means aggressive personality with possible steroid use

Seriously.

At least he opened all the doors and paid for everything. He was sweet, and will make a VERY nice boyfriend/husband.....for someone else.