Stood Up

Not me!
Get that horrible thought out of your head this instant! I can't imagine who would stand ME up! Get real! What I should have said, is I stood someone up. Mr. Possibilities to be exact.
With Jane's best wishes I accepted Mr. P's offer but when he called to seal the deal I sent him to voice mail. Then texted him back hours later with a sorry excuse.
I know. What if Jane's Mr. P is my Frog Prince? **sigh** I just don't think he is though. And he called too late. I was tired. You don't get to be as good looking as me by staying out all night! I need my 3.5-4 hours of beauty sleep every night so my cells can repair themselves after a long day of sunbathing. (no white legs for this princess!)
Plus I had 2 parties the next day, and 3 this Saturday....I'm a busy lady and can't be bothered by last-minute men.
With all of these valid reasons need I even mention that I still have a whisper of a shadow of a tiny, minuscule hope that Mr. FB will come around and I'd hate to be on a date with Mr. I Just Wanted A Free Dinner when my future husband called, begging for me to take him back and accept his hand??!!?!?!!!?!??! I think not.