Motivational

My friend Maria had a GREAT story to share....
She's hanging out with some friends in a casino on the strip and this very well dressed, very handsome man starts talking to them. Maria is into him but doesn't want to show it because she can't tell if he's into her. So after they get a few drinks in them (they're non members) she feels more comfortable and her and the hottie are out dancing and having a great time. When they are talking he mentions that he has 2 children so she asks if he's married. He say's that he "has relationships" which to her means he's single but messes around and he's available. So she turns up the flirting and ends up having a steamy hot make out with this guy later.
The next day he calls her and says he has a confession. He's in town because he's a motivational speaker and he is leaving the next day and can't see her because he's traveling to a new town to speak at a convention there. AND---this is the juicy part.....his WIFE is his assistant and is in charge of all his booking. That's right. W-I-F-E!!! the jerk is married and he lied to Maria and totally made out with her.
He TOTALLY motivates me.....to share what a cheating, lying jerk he is!