Boys like TAN girls

Weekend beauty tip- Boy's don't like pasty white girls! Get some color ladies! I've gone out of my way to provide you with the weather forecast here. Slather on some Hawaiian Tropics and get out to that pool pronto!

Don't listen to those spinsters when they caution you about skin cancer either. They are not single because they have/had skin cancer. They are single 'cause their legs were as white and transparent as a ghost when Mr. Right walked by. If it makes you feel better HT has tanning oil with SPF 8.

Tanning Do's

• Wear a super cute bathing suit


• Change suits ever hour so u don't have to commit to any specific tan line


• Bring a magazine with you to the pool


• Don't wear a hat! You'll get an icky breakout on your forehead!!!!


• Wear cute sunglasses


• change cute sunglasses every 10 min so you don't get raccoon tan on ur face


• Ask the FRIEND of the cute boy next to you to help put oil on your back so the cute one gets jealous and/or doesn't realize you're using his buddy to get to him. That would be too aggressive.


• Don't eat anything before lying out or else you'll have a food baby. If you MUST eat keep a bowl of grapes floating in ice water next to you at the pool. Grapes look sexy and won't make you fat.


• Spend 10 min. on each side. You MUST flip.


• When it gets hot and sweaty jump in the pool to cool off. Try not to get your hair wet so you still look cute.


• If you MUST get your hair wet make sure you crawl out of the pool REEEEEEALLLLLLYYY slowly so everyone can see you in slow-mo looking like a rock star. Tossing your hair is a plus.
  
  
• Ask the friend of cute boy to help re-apply oil.