This bad date is courtesy of Ryan.
Ryan was being pursued by a woman he had NO interest in. She's asked him out dozens of times and each time Ryan politely declined. But he was running out of excuses and figured there was no harm in just one date. So he finally agrees to have dinner with this girl.
They get to the restaurant and Ryan decides he's not trying to impress this girl so he orders ribs. He doesn't care if it's messy and sauce winds up all over his hands and face. Shoot, it may even help him get this girl to back off. So they get their meal and start eating. Ryan's hands are covered in sauce. And what does this girl do? She reaches across the table, grabs his hands and starts sucking the sauce of his fingers!!!!!! Ryan is so shocked that he pretends it didn't happen and just prays that this date is over soon.
She did NOT get a second date.
Poor Ryan!
Sunday, March 1, 2009
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