LinkUp

Soooo I'm on LDS LinkUp and I have to tell you about some weirdness.

First of all, I get men older than my father hitting on me. Ew...My age is CLEARLY stated in bold print right next to my beautiful face so why even try sicko? No wonder you're 50 and single.

Secondly, my whole profile is in English. Nowhere on my page do I state that I speak another language or have even left the country, so stop sending me emails in gibberish. I was nice the first time and pasted it into Freetranslation.com so I could answer back. But that doesn't mean I want to communicate with you this way. Don't write me anymore.

Third---UMMM HEEEEEELLLLLLOOOOOO............ I'm HOT! Look at the picture! I know you did cause that's why you are emailing me. But after you check me out, check out yourself dude. I'll go one, maaaaaybe 2 levels below me, but no more. So since I'm a 10, and your a 4, IT'S NEVER GOING TO HAPPEN. Stop trying. There's more than a few Sweet Spirit's on this thing who will be happy to chat with out about Star Trek and Atari, and how much you love your mom.

That said, I'm really a nice, pretty, sweet, fun, outgoing girl who's looking for an attractive, physically fit man who honors his priesthood, has a PhD, owns his own home, drives a nice car, wants to pay off my debt, has a summer home in Italy, Hawaii, and won't make me live further than 20 miles from the Pacific ocean. I don't think I'm being unreasonable.