Off The Hook

I have officially forgiven Mr. FB for not answering my text right away yesterday. He texted me this afternoon and said his plane just landed back in the US. So he WAS out of the country. (I told Jane he'd BETTER be out of the country if he was ignoring me...and he was) So I've forgiven him and once again will dream about our silly coconut twins. Ok, I probably won't go THAT far....I mean, he couldn't text me back from Canada? It's not like he was in Africa or something. (That's where he goes this weekend.)
But I'm so righteous and forgiving I'll let it slide. Man, he'd be lucky to nab a girl like me.

Lucky for him I had Jane dump Rhett for me, so I'm available again.