Speechless

I was gonna let Jane write this post about her date with the hot foreigner last night, but I feel like my date is the reason we started this blog....and I know the password, so I win.

Just so you all know, Jane's date last night went well. She's going out with Mr. Hot Foreigner again tonight.

As for ME (and it's usually all about me anyway...) my date was unreal! He picked me up (late btw) and took me back to his place to watch a movie. I thought we were going to a theater, but I'm flexible so I sit back thinking I'm gonna have a say in movie selection. WRONG. He had a movie a classmate recommended to him and that's what we were gonna watch. So he popped in the DOCUMENTARY film. Mass Genocide And The Right To Bear Arms. NOT KIDDING. I really wish I was, but I can't make this crap up. It was a historical (and very graphic) look at past and present "racial cleansing" throughout the world. Holy Crap!!! You guys...I had to sit there, on this date, and try to hide my disgust. So I tried my best NOT to look at the TV and made conversation about anything else.
This guy's roommate came home towards the end of the movie and (bless his sweet heart) proclaimed, "Dude! What are you making her watch!??! You're crazy. Put in A Walk To Remember or something like that! What's wrong with you!?!?!?" (God will bless his roommate for this)
His roommate hung out on the stairs and I talked to him for 20 min (the best 20 min of the date) and finally when the crap-u-mentary was over my date put in Nacho Libre. He laughed...no...brayed like a donkey every time Jack Black farted and then would REWIND IT and watch the fart again!!!
Are you crying for me yet!?!?!? Oh my goodness!!!
....I don't know what else to say......