Might Be Worst Date Ever

Thankfully, this didn't happen to anyone I know but when my buddy told me this story I just KNEW I had to share it with you. It makes Mass Genocide boy look tame!

So....the guy Jon asks out Jill. Jill is a nice girl and even though she isn't interested she follows the one date rule. (as do I....every guy who ISN'T a creeper gets at least one date)

Jon picks up Jill and starts to drive her out of town. She is a little nervous because she doesn't really know Jon all that well and doesn't feel comfortable with him driving her into the dark, deserted desert. She asks him where they are going and he tells her it's a secret and that it's really romantic. (note- this is a first date....so romance isn't something he should've been aiming for) Finally they are out in the middle of nowhere...literally off of a dirt road so far that she can't even see the lights of Vegas anymore. He stops the car and Jill is scared now. So Jon sits there in silence for a bit before asking if she wants to listen to some Sinatra. Jill said no, but Jon puts it on anyway. Then Jon gets out of the car and starts to slow dance BY HIMSELF. Jill just sits in the car and watches. Oh my gosh!! What a freaky weirdo. I'd be scared too! Jon then asks Jill if she wants to dance and she tells him she wants to go home. So what does Jon do? He squishes his face up on the window and starts making out with the glass! I wish I was making this up, but I'm not that creative.
Just HORRIFIED.