Pros and Cons

Jane and I were lamenting our depressing single status during our RFHE (rebel FHE-cause the one our ward planned was lame. I'm TOO young to start playing Bunko..sorry). We've determined (over Sonic burger's and Cherry Limaides) that we chicas get the raw end of the deal. Guys are the ones who really choose to be single. And there's tons of cute girlies like me'n Jane munching on fries in her car when we could be locking lips with some stud muffins but aren't cause guys are lame. Me and Jane don't choose to be X yrs old and single while our younger siblings are multiplying and replenishing the earth with their ECs. But what are we supposed to do about it? We go to almost all the church activities, we're pretty, we're smart, and totally available. Guys are the ones with the power to make things happen. I'm not saying us girls can't pursue a hottie but when it comes down to it guys are the ones who do most of the asking.
"Can I get your number" "what are you doing Friday night" "will you be my girlfriend" and finally "Will you marry me?"

And what do we girls do? We spend HOURS in front of the mirror trying on clothes, doing our hair, doing our make up, hoping he'll call, praying that you find someone to put a ring on it before your baby making days are over and your womb is a BARREN waste land. (and in MY case, praying Mr. FB dumps his stupid gf and comes to his senses and proposes to ME)

Maybe us ladies should step it up and start asking some questions. I know a girl who was dating this guy for a long time and one night she looked at him and said,

Her: So are you going to marry me or what?
Him: Ummm, is that a proposal?
Her: Ermmmm, yes, I guess so.
Him: Well, OK then.

They're getting married this Friday. Lucky.

So, back to my pros and cons list. Jane and I have determined that it's much easier in this world to be a man. Not as much fun as a woman, but easier. (that's probably why they're always whining. Big babies)
Men

• Assumed to be intelligent right off the bat
• Generally respected
• Don't get screwed by mechanics or car dealers
• Don't have to be perfect size 2
• Can burp and fart in public
• Can be assertive w/o being called a witch
• Make more money
• Can leave house @ night w/o fear of being raped
• Have more control over everything
• Pee standing up
• Don't have to shave legs
• Get ready faster

Women

• Assumed to be "air-heads"
• Are prettier
• Can wear pink